It’s a good day to be alive and to make fun of some deranged Leftists, isn’t it?
Recently, the Boston Globe, a publication that has spent ages trying to support Warren’s claim to Native American heritage, released the DNA results that debunks Warren’s claim, though she thinks it’s a victory.
Allow me to explain. The DNA results show that there is “strong evidence” that Warren had a Native American family member dating back 6 to 10 generations. At the most, Warren is 1/32nd Native American, or 3.12% Native American. But at the least, she is 1/1024th Native American, or less than 0.01% Native American.
Funny enough, Elizabeth Warren and the Left believe this proves she is Native American, just as she has claimed for decades. But comparatively speaking, she is barely any more Native American than your average white person if she’s 3.12% Native American. If she is less than 0.01% Native American, she is far less Native American than your average white person and it’s not even a contest.
So the range is pretty massive, but obviously, the Left will go with the number that most favors them. There’s just one problem, however. Being 1/32nd Native American is not enough to consider her Native American. It is especially not enough to be considered part of any Native American tribe unless you have a direct descendant who is Native American, which Warren does not have.
Since 1963, the Eastern Band of the Cherokee have “required individuals to be at least 1/16 Cherokee to enroll – and also to have a ‘direct lineal ancestor’ on ‘the 1924 Baker Roll of the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians”, according to a 2012 The Atlantic article.
The ancestor Warren points to having been Native American, O.C. Sarah Smith, is not on those documents. She died long before the Dawes Rolls (which apply to both the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee and the Cherokee Nation) and the Bakers Rolls were created.
Not to mention that she would also need to be at least 25% Keetoowah Cherokee to apply to that tribe.
So while she can claim to be, at most, 3.12% Native American, that is nowhere near enough to be considered part of the Native American race and certainly not enough to consider herself Cherokee. She is not part of the tribe and she never will be.
And that is just the best case scenario for Warren. Worst case scenario, she is whiter than paper. Possibly being 1/1024th Native American means being less Native American than your average white person, which certainly does not bode well for Fauxcahontas. Donald Trump might be more Native American than Warren is.
Now, there also exists another problem. The Boston Globe also mentions the following:
“To make up for the dearth of Native American DNA, Bustamente (the Stanford professor who analyzed Warren’s DNA) used samples from Mexico, Peru, and Colombia to stand in for Native American. That’s because scientists believe that the groups Americans refer to as Native American came to this land via the Bering Strait about 12,000 years ago and settled in what’s now America but also migrated further south…”
Now, according to a DNA ancestry site called 23 and me, Latinos are 18% Native American, on average. But here’s the problem with substituting Native American DNA with Latino DNA. THE RESULTS CAN BE SEVERELY AFFECTED BY THAT!
All of a sudden, it is possible that Warren is 0% Native American, or at least extremely close to it, depending on the sample used. For all we know, the DNA results show that she is more Latina than Native American.
What all of this means is that, at worst (from the Left’s perspective), Warren is 0% Native American and at best, she is 3.12% Native American according to a DNA test that is at least somewhat compromised.
So in the absolute best case scenario for Warren, the test is still accurate, though with doubts, and she is still nowhere near being able to properly identify as being part of the Native American race.
But in the absolute worst case scenario for Warren, the test is flawed, she has 0% Native American DNA (or at least very close to 0%) and, again, is nowhere close to being a Native American.
So Warren is likely not even 3.12% Native American in a best case scenario if the test is compromised, which it seemingly is to an extent. This just keeps getting worse for Warren, doesn’t it?
The Boston Globe tried to explain that Bustamente’s report “explained that the use of reference populations whose genetic material has been fully sequenced was designed ‘for maximal accuracy’.”
The problem with this explanation is that it then falls on blind faith that Bustamente did a perfect job in extrapolating the DNA from Latinos to get Native American DNA.
So overall, the test is faulty, but even if it weren’t, Warren would still not be able to claim to be Native American. She can claim, at best, to have a bit more heritage than your average white person, but at worst, she has considerably less heritage than your average white person.
Matter of fact, being a Latino, I am more likely to be considered Native American than Warren is. While I know that most of my family comes from Europe, either from Italy or Spain, I do not know my entire heritage. Who knows? Maybe I am part Native Argentinian. Not that that’s a thing that people honestly care about because race is not one of the biggest things to worry about in Argentina. Most people worry about the crappy economy that socialist after socialist keeps further ruining because they are morons.
Not that any of this will matter to Warren. If the test can come back to say that she’s even 0.00000001% Native American, she will consider this a success. Even though the vast majority of people in America have considerable Native American heritage, Warren will somehow feel as though she is special and was right.
The only thing that is special about her is how especially funny she is thinking she’s Native American.
Again, she does not consider this a failure whatsoever. The fact that she has very minimal Native American heritage is enough for her to consider herself Native and even Cherokee. That’s just how backwards she is. “No” means “yes”, “barely Native American and definitely not enough to consider yourself Cherokee” means “I am Chief Flowing River from now on.”
But the evidence provided by the faulty DNA analysis, at best, shows that she is a white woman. Just as everyone else with functioning eyes and a functioning brain can tell.
Correction: As it turns out, Warren is likely not even 1/32nd Native American. As it turns out, the Boston Globe made a math error (two actually, the first one being 1/512nd instead of 1/1024) and she is only 1/64th Native American at most, which means 1.56% Native American. Things just keep getting worse for her, aren't they?
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