Love Bacon? Then You’ll HATE Sharia Law

The one thing that tells me America will never fully adopt Sharia Law is that that would mean giving up bacon. And if you’ve tasted bacon, you know that you can’t just give that up.
 
I suppose you could say that it’s stereotypical to say that Americans love bacon simply too much to give it up. It might be stereotypical, but it is also true. Americans love bacon like crazy, so if it were banned by Sharia Law, Americans would reject Sharia. The Quran bans eating and even touching pigs and what is made from them. So anything from bacon to ham to pork in general would be prohibited. Which means that BLTs would simply be LTs, ham sandwiches would simply be a slice of cheese in between two slices of bread, and hot dogs would simply be two buns with ketchup and mustard.
 
We would have to give up far too much (excluding everything else that the Quran prohibits) to allow Sharia to replace the Constitution. Bacon will NEVER ask you to kill your neighbor for believing something else from you. Bacon won’t tell you it’s ok to hump a goat. It won’t tell you that you can treat women like less than dirt, sell off children into sexual slavery and that you can beat and kill your wife if she misbehaves. It won’t tell your women that they have to cover themselves from head to toe with the equivalent of a little kid’s ghost Halloween costume. All bacon does is love… Kidding, bacon has no emotions and no need for you to do anything to please a very hateful god. Bacon just tastes good. And that’s all it ever requires. That and to be eaten. It requires to be eaten.
 
It won’t give you free range in marrying a pre-pubescent girl. Bacon won’t allow you to be evil. Sharia does. Bacon doesn’t drive people to be evil. Bacon doesn’t ask that you do horrifying things to innocent people in the name of allah. (And yes, I won’t even dignify that 'deity' by capitalizing his name.)
 
The point is, even beyond bacon, that Sharia is far too hateful and dangerous and disgusting for us to even CONSIDER allowing to be a viable law for us to follow.
 
In case you didn’t know, here are a few things that Sharia mandates:

1. JIHAD (or war) against non-Muslims is the duty of EVERY Muslim and Muslim head of state (Caliph)
2. A Caliph is allowed to hold office through FORCE.
3. A Caliph is EXEMPTED from charges such as murder, adultery, theft, rape and other crimes. They can do anything they want.
4. Everyone is obligated to OBEY the Caliph’s commands, even if he’s unfair.
5. A Muslim who leaves Islam must be KILLED immediately.
6. HONOR KILLINGS are acceptable
7. A Muslim will not get the death penalty if he kills a NON-MUSLIM, but he will get it for killing a Muslim.
8. It allows SLAVERY and SEXUAL SLAVERY – in fact, it regulates both.
9. Homosexuality is punishable by DEATH.
10. Rebelliousness on the part of the wife nullifies the husband’s obligation to support her – it gives him permission to BEAT HER UP and lock her up in their home.
11. A woman inherits HALF of what a man inherits.
12. A dowry is given in exchange for a woman’s SEXUAL ORGANS.
13. Women must cover every inch of their bodies because they're considered a SEXUAL ORGAN (Awrah)
14. Muslims are obligated to LIE to advance Islam

 
 
It’s a law that breeds and celebrates hate. It hates everything that isn’t like it. It’s Hitler in the form of a philosophy. If you’re in any way different, you’re to be incarcerated at best and executed at worst. Sharia Law is evil, plain and simple. And all who follow it and wish for it to be implemented in the U.S. are just as evil.
 
But I know that it will never be implemented in this country. People may try to deny it, but this country was founded a Christian nation. God was mentioned 5 times in the Declaration of Independence. In our nation’s founding document, the fathers intended it to be clear that they believed in the Creator of the Universe. This country was created as Christian, so it will never obey a Muslim law. It will never adopt one. I’m happy to know of this fact.
 
And regardless of what the Left wants to do, we know that it will always be pushed back and eventually defeated. As we know, liberalism was defeated in 2016 with the election of Donald Trump. Not only that, we also know that they have the least amount of power since they lost the Civil War, as we’ve stated multiple times. (And we simply can’t state it enough.) The things that the Left wanted to do have been utterly rejected, and that includes the further Islamification of this country. But this fight, push back and ultimate victory wasn’t because of anything Trump did or plans on doing. These are all things that God has ordained. He allowed Obama to win in 2012 because He knew Romney wouldn’t have done anything to help the country other than maybe in the economy. God wanted a fighter in the White House and He placed one in there. God is the one in ultimate control. As I’ve seen on the internet since Obama was president ‘Regardless of who’s president, Jesus is King.’
 
Proverbs 19:21
‘Many are the plans in the mind of a man, but it is the purpose of the Lord that will stand.’